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August 29, 2006

Family

Filed under: Dairy — Rui @ 4:17 pm

>>家庭(FAMILY)
>>爸 Father
>>和 And
>>妈 Mother
>>我 I
>>爱 Love
>>你 You

世界上最强的英文直译!

Filed under: Dairy, Fun — Rui @ 11:43 am

1we two who and who
咱俩谁跟谁阿

2How are you ? How old are you?
怎么是你,怎么老是你?

3you don’t bird me, I don’t bird you.
你不鸟我,我也不鸟你

4you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothersTogether up
你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上!

5hello everybody! If you have something to say, say! If you have nothing to say, go home!!
有事起奏,无事退朝

6you me you me
彼此彼此

7You Give Me Stop!!
你给我站住!

8know is know, noknow is noknow.
知之为知之,不知为不知

9WATCH SISTER
表妹

10dragon born dragon, chicken born chicken, mouse’s son can make hole!!

龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子会打洞!

11American Chinese not enough
美中不足

12one car come one car go, two car peng peng, people die
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车祸现场描述>

13heart flower angry open
心花怒放

14go past no mistake past
走过路过,不要错过

15.小明:I am sorry!
老外:I am sorry too!
小明:I am sorry three!
老外:What are you sorry for?
小明:I am sorry five!

16If you want money, I have no; if you want life, I have one!
要钱没有,要命一条

17I call Li old big. Toyear 25.
我叫李老大,今年25

18you have two down son
你有两下子。

19as far as you go to die.
有多远,死多远!!!!

20 I give you face you don”t want face, you lose you face, I turn my face
给你脸你不要脸,你丢脸,我翻脸21. How are you mate?
怎么是你 麦特?

22No, I am just kidding.
不,我只是基德。

23Good good study, Day day up.
好好学习,天天向上。

Enjoy!

August 21, 2006

EMAIL 地址更新 ( GMAIL, ANQUAN11.CN)

Filed under: Dairy — Rui @ 4:36 pm

EMAIL 地址更新:

包括” GMAIL, ANQUAN11.CN  “

连接

August 17, 2006

SPAMera®

Filed under: Dairy — Rui @ 2:45 pm



SPAMera®

Originally uploaded by [ CK ].

spam….hmmm… tasty!

Test the Flickr “Blog Photo” function.

August 16, 2006

Font Setting

Filed under: Dairy — Rui @ 5:56 pm

测试字体颜色大小编辑
Test font, color setting

have to use HTML to change them. Color is in Hex code.

go to here: FAQ - font

for details.

and 这是一个查HEX代码非常好用的ONLINE TOOLS: Link

August 15, 2006

笑话一则

Filed under: Dairy, Fun — Rui @ 4:12 pm

有一对姓黄的夫妻生了三个女儿,转眼都到了适婚年龄,因家教甚严,三个女儿都还是处女之身。   黄姓夫妇分别为三个女儿找到了乘龙快婿,眼看著拜堂入洞房的日子就要到了,不由得担心了起来.热闹办了婚事,三个女儿与夫婿就要离家去度蜜月了.黄夫妇很关心女儿的初夜是否圆满,为娘的就私下对三个女儿说:我和你爹都关心你们的新婚之夜,希望能知道你们是否快乐,为了不使你们的丈夫起疑,你们就用暗语通知我们,满心欢喜期待的女儿们出门度蜜月去了。   一星期过去了,黄姓夫妇收到第一封信,打开一看是大女儿写回来的,信上只写了四个大字:”雅兰席梦丝床垫”,二话不说拿起手边的报纸寻找雅兰席梦丝的广告,黄先生说:找到了,标题是尺寸超大,强壮又温柔.当下老先生夫妇是高兴的不得了。
又过了七天,二女儿来信了,只简单写了:雀巢咖啡。这次黄先生又很快找到雀巢咖啡的广告版面,他大声的念出它的主标题::“欢乐到最后一滴”。夫妻二人相拥,喜不自胜。
眼看著七天又过去了,直到一个月后还是没接到三女儿的来信,夫妻开始担心起来三女儿的信终于在二个月后寄到了。上面写些那是一份手写的信,不十分清楚,黄先生费了些劲儿才解读出来,原来女儿写的是:”国泰航空”。黄先生顾不得穿上外套,连走带跑的到附近最近的报摊买了一份报纸,回到家,他用颤抖的手快速的翻阅报纸找寻国泰航空的广告,我找到了,黄先生紧抓著报纸大声的念出,不等黄先生念完,黄太太已”碰”的一声跌坐在躺椅上, 广告的标题是… 每周七天, 一天三班, 中途无休。

July 27, 2006

垃圾邮件 | AntiSpam

Filed under: Dairy — Rui @ 5:41 pm

我的朋友们,有任何的中文垃圾邮件,请转发到:
Rui@Anquan11.cn

My Friends, if you have any Chinese Spam, Please forward to:
Rui@Anquan11.cn

谢谢!
Thank you!

July 22, 2006

Free Pro Account on Zooomr!

Filed under: Dairy — Rui @ 5:38 pm

看这个说明如何申请。

July 10, 2006

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Filed under: Dairy, Fun — Rui @ 6:08 pm
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