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一时髦女子挤上公车,见一空座,忙掏出餐纸猛擦一阵,正欲坐下,不料放了个屁,一男子笑曰:“我靠,真干净,擦完还吹吹!“

爸爸带儿子去洗澡,儿子脚下一滑,一把抓住爸爸的小鸡鸡才没摔倒。老爸疼的呲牙咧嘴:幸亏是跟我来,要是跟你妈来,早摔S你了!

小战士割阑尾,女护士为其消毒,其小弟弟竖起不倒,女护士取酒精一擦,小弟弟马上蔫了,小护士笑道:小样,就这点酒量还敢站着喝!

新婚夫妇蜜月旅行到峨嵋山.妻被群猴虏走.一个月后被救回.临产时夫在产房外问大夫:男孩女孩?大夫:没看清楚,一出来就上树了

某地搞计划生育,老太太为了想要孙子,就代替儿媳妇上环,替到第四儿媳时大夫说:老太太你就别上了,再上就成奥迪了

产房里一小孩出生后小手紧握哈哈大笑,护士们掰开其小手发现一避孕药,小孩大笑:TMD,想整死我?门都没有啊!

某店养只鹦鹉,顾客进门说‘你好’顾客出门说‘谢谢光临’某人觉得好玩,来回数次,鹦鹉大怒:老板,有人玩你的鸟

这儿有不少冷笑话。

注:所有笑话均来自于互联网上,很多出处已不得而知。故无法留下引用地址,抱歉。

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